Open Thread on Name Suggestions

Okay, this is your place to throw out your name suggestions. We know you've got them. We've got a short list (and a long list too), but we're holding our cards pretty close to our chest.

I'm fond of a few suggestions, courtesy of my History 10 class:

Otto von Bamford
Alexander T. (The) Bamford
Darth Bamford

But I don't think any of those are going to fly with Shannon. We're open to your ideas - real names that won't get the kid beat up. Tell us what they are. (No promises that we'll pick one.)